I
figured out how to get a song for this parade.
OK, ready?
First, get in the shower.
Turn
it on.
Sing the following:
Don’t tell me they’re too big. This is America!
Don’t tell me it can’t be done. This is America!
Don’t tell me it’s just too hard. This is America!
Don’t tell me it’s too late. This is America!
Don’t tell me things will never change. This is America!
(Make up your own great big finale.)
Forgot the lyrics?
OK.
Get
out of the shower.
Drip
all over the floor.
Print
the lyrics.
Get
back in the shower.
Plaster
the lyrics on the shower wall.
Sing.
Don’t tell me they’re too big. This is America!
Don’t tell me it can’t be done. This is America!
Don’t tell me it’s just too hard. This is America!
Don’t tell me it’s too late. This is America!
Don’t tell me things will never change. This is America!
Good!
Now go to the kitchen.
Pull
out that long dangly extension faucet.
Pretend
it’s a microphone. (Do NOT turn on the
faucet! You are already wet enough!)
Call your dog or cat or kids or neighbor….
Sing.
Don’t tell me they’re too big. This is America!
Don’t tell me it can’t be done. This is America!
Don’t tell me it’s just too hard. This is America!
Don’t tell me it’s too late. This is America!
Don’t tell me things will never change. This is America!
Never EVER underestimate the power of a good long shower.
Yours truly, Bena
Yours truly, Bena
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