The presidential debates start on Wednesday. I am excited!
This blog is dedicated to one of the topics (out of many) that I care about.
When you read this blog, you'll be confused at first.
Don't worry.
It will make sense in the end.
drip .... drip .... drip ...
The roof is
leaking.
BAND-AID
#1
Wait for ceiling
to dry.
Paint over.
DRIP…DRIP….DRIP…
The roof is
leaking HARDER.
BAND-AID
#2
Scrape off loose
paint.
Paint over.
DRIP…DRIP….DRIP…
The roof is
leaking HARDER.
BAND-AID
#3
Ignore spongy
ceiling.
Paint over.
DRIP…DRIP….DRIP…
The roof is
leaking HARDER.
BAND-AID
#4
Ignore black mold.
Paint over.
CRASH
Oooooops
The house fell
down.
Who could have
guessed?
Let’s try that again:
Oh no … oh no …
oh no …
our country is running out of gas.
BAND-AID
#1
Sign agreements
with countries
that don’t like us.
OH NO … OH NO …
OH NO … OUR COUNTRY IS RUNNING OUT OF
GAS.
BAND-AID
#2
Wage war on
countries
that HATE us!
OH NO….OH NO….OH
NO …
OUR COUNTRY IS
RUNNING OUT OF GAS.
BAND-AID
#3
Suggest a
pipeline of the dirtiest crude oil
ALL THE WAY FROM
CANADA TO TEXAS
through 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8 American states.
OH NO….OH NO….OH
NO…
OUR COUNTRY IS
RUNNING
OUT OF GAS.
BAND-AID
#4
Suggest we lower
gas prices to $2.00 per gallon
(Wait a second …. now I’m really confused!)
CRASH
Oooooops
The country
crashed.
Who could have
guessed?
Pick the best candidate.
Let's work on avoid the ooooops!
Let's work on avoid the ooooops!
Yours
truly, Bena
Peep and the Parade by Bena
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Forget BAND-AIDS …… makes sense!
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